​A-J met himself in Belgium. His parents were living in France, being Canadian and all.
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Being dragged from country to country led him to the middle of nowhere. ​He migrated to the big city in 2000. The big city is still trying to recover.

He's low-maintenance, domesticated and generally harmless, but try not to stare directly into his eyes. And don’t feed him; he may nest in your back yard. ... more